True Detective spoiler.

True Detective spoiler.

If you need a date for Valentine’s Day… #foundfacefriday

If you need a date for Valentine’s Day… #foundfacefriday

It gets better #FoundFaceFriday

It gets better #FoundFaceFriday

Thank you to everyone who came to my Grad Show at Improv Asylum last night. My friends are fucking awesome.

Thank you to everyone who came to my Grad Show at Improv Asylum last night. My friends are fucking awesome.

Hoo Hooo(bastank) #foundfacefriday

Hoo Hooo(bastank) #foundfacefriday

'Bout time we had a lady in the house. This is my roommate Ellie.

'Bout time we had a lady in the house. This is my roommate Ellie.

As another #FoundFaceFriday has come and gone, we find ourselves in the midst of a #FoundJayLenoSaturday

As another #FoundFaceFriday has come and gone, we find ourselves in the midst of a #FoundJayLenoSaturday

What am I? Daddy material?

What am I? Daddy material?

Dangleboots! The Singing Coyote Christmas Cowboy

Dangleboots! The Singing Coyote Christmas Cowboy

Brotha, your hand’s too tiny. What’re you gonna even hold with that thing? Grow up.

Brotha, your hand’s too tiny. What’re you gonna even hold with that thing? Grow up.