I have something important later, so only focusing on pressing matters, like giving myself a unibrow with my hair.
This urinal looks like Grover.
I get drunk and talk too much. These people get drunk and fuck in the front row of improv shows.
What’s more gangster than a hashtag? I can’t wait to endorse this gang’s social media skills on LinkedIn.
So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage…
Bar selfies! Crazy kids..
What’s a polite way to ask someone if they’re in Static-X?
Ooh! Daddy’s gon’ look fab tonight!
This ain’t yo dad’s urinal screen. THIS IS THE Z SCREEN, SON!
Of all the tap handles, this is my favorite to make penis jokes with.
"@JamesElwood"s last tweet was August 13, 2010. I am @ElwoodJamesM
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