Not loving the new iPhone update. I don’t hate it though, I guess.
I don’t know what happened exactly, but I do know that my tweets wouldn’t send..
Cool Anus Crack
Two Strangers. One Mind.
MY REAL DOLL FINALLY CAME!!
Welcome to Phoenix, pussy.
We’d have gotten our tubes tied twice, if they’d let us.
True Detective spoiler.
If you need a date for Valentine’s Day… #foundfacefriday
It gets better #FoundFaceFriday
Thank you to everyone who came to my Grad Show at Improv Asylum last night. My friends are fucking awesome.
"@JamesElwood"s last tweet was August 13, 2010. I am @ElwoodJamesM
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