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May 22, 2013
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I have something important later, so only focusing on pressing matters, like giving myself a unibrow with my hair.

I have something important later, so only focusing on pressing matters, like giving myself a unibrow with my hair.

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May 11, 2013
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This urinal looks like Grover.

This urinal looks like Grover.

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May 08, 2013
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I get drunk and talk too much. These people get drunk and fuck in the front row of improv shows.

I get drunk and talk too much. These people get drunk and fuck in the front row of improv shows.

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May 08, 2013
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What’s more gangster than a hashtag? I can’t wait to endorse this gang’s social media skills on LinkedIn.

What’s more gangster than a hashtag? I can’t wait to endorse this gang’s social media skills on LinkedIn.

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May 01, 2013
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So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage…

So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage…

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April 30, 2013
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Bar selfies! Crazy kids..

Bar selfies! Crazy kids..

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April 30, 2013
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What’s a polite way to ask someone if they’re in Static-X?

What’s a polite way to ask someone if they’re in Static-X?

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April 25, 2013
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Ooh! Daddy’s gon’ look fab tonight!

Ooh! Daddy’s gon’ look fab tonight!

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April 24, 2013
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April 18, 2013
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This ain’t yo dad’s urinal screen. THIS IS THE Z SCREEN, SON!

This ain’t yo dad’s urinal screen. THIS IS THE Z SCREEN, SON!

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April 14, 2013
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Of all the tap handles, this is my favorite to make penis jokes with.

Of all the tap handles, this is my favorite to make penis jokes with.